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Woman gives birth

Woman: I think I'll name her Sara.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?

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Religion

 Canadian
Canadian Christian: How bout that Jesus guy, eh?
Canadian Atheist: I don't believe in the feller, sorry pal.
Canadian Christian: Oh sorry man, didn't mean to make you feel bad, eh. Just spread'n the word.
Canadian Atheist: Sorry pal, didn't mean to offend you. I'm sorry.
Canadian Christian: I'm sorry...
Canadian Atheist: Sorry.....
Canadian Christian: To make up for it, how bout we get ourselves a couple of Molsons?
Canadian Atheist: Sounds great, eh? 
 American
American Christian: How bout that jesus guy?
American Atheist: FUCK YOU STOP TRYING TO FORCE YOUR RELIGION ON ME!
American Christian: FUCK YOU YOU'RE GOING TO HELL FOR NOT BELIEVING IN GOD!
American Atheist: HUUUURRR
American Christian: HUUUURRR

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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life 
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is 
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone 
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school 
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

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Am i the only ones who hate tan lines?

If i was a girl, i’d freaking tan nude man. I hate that shit.

Jun 30th

I want the 4th season of the boondocks to be out...

I so fucking love this show, it doesn’t even make sense T.T

Jun 30th

don't assume shit →

sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me

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niggapus: half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand

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gimmedatcreaturee: kashuu: how much does a hipster weigh? an instagram DYING

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fuckingloganlerman: when your computer is already super slow and you accidentally click to open another program

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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
 dishonor on your whole family
 dishonor on you
 DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

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adele is pregnant

me: wat
my mom: wat
my dad: wat
my best friend: wat
the dog: wat
oprah: wat
obama: wat
cinderella: wat
anne frank: wat
jesus: wat
the world: wat
satan: wat
the father: wat