Woman gives birth
Woman: I think I'll name her Sara.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
Canadian Christian: How bout that Jesus guy, eh?
Canadian Atheist: I don't believe in the feller, sorry pal.
Canadian Christian: Oh sorry man, didn't mean to make you feel bad, eh. Just spread'n the word.
Canadian Atheist: Sorry pal, didn't mean to offend you. I'm sorry.
Canadian Christian: I'm sorry...
Canadian Atheist: Sorry.....
Canadian Christian: To make up for it, how bout we get ourselves a couple of Molsons?
Canadian Atheist: Sounds great, eh?
American Christian: How bout that jesus guy?
American Atheist: FUCK YOU STOP TRYING TO FORCE YOUR RELIGION ON ME!
American Christian: FUCK YOU YOU'RE GOING TO HELL FOR NOT BELIEVING IN GOD!
American Atheist: HUUUURRR
American Christian: HUUUURRR
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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Am i the only ones who hate tan lines?
If i was a girl, i’d freaking tan nude man. I hate that shit.
I want the 4th season of the boondocks to be out...
I so fucking love this show, it doesn’t even make sense T.T
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sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me
niggapus: half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on your whole family
dishonor on you
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
adele is pregnant
my mom: wat
my dad: wat
my best friend: wat
the dog: wat
anne frank: wat
the world: wat
the father: wat
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